Get ready for a brand new action film this October as Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger team up once again in Escape Plan. This new movie is directed by Mikael Håfström and revolves around the story of a structural-security authority, Ray Breslin (played by Sylvester Stallone) who finds himself incarcerated in a prison he designed after being wrongly accused of a crime. He then uses skills to device a most elaborate escape plan with the help of his cellmate, Emil Rottmayer (Arnold Schwarzenegger). Read the latest buzz on Escape Plan below:
“Stallone and Schwarzenegger Together Again in Escape Plan
The last time Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger shared a screen, it was for The Expendables 2. It was a mess of a film where Stallone and Schwarzenegger essentially shouted their old catchphrases at each other as many times as they could and then went home. But now they’re back in a new movie called Escape Plan, which promises to be much more satisfying.
What’s most exciting about Escape Plan is that it isn’t just a film – it also doubles as a handy how-to guide for the world’s criminals. Stallone’s movie character is a seasoned escape artist who can break out of any prison in the world, and the Escape Plan trailer is only too happy to share his secrets with you. So if you ever find yourself wrongly incarcerated for a crime you didn’t commit, and you need to escape to freedom, just think back to the Escape Plan trailer’s step-by-step instructions. I’ll break them down for you.
STEP ONE: Remember to eat all of your meals. Breaking out of prison will test you emotionally and physically, and you’ll need all the strength you can get.
STEP TWO: Remember that carton of milk you just drank? Don’t throw it away. Instead, using a plastic fork, carefully remove the laminate from inside. You’ll need it to escape.
STEP THREE: Using a Bible to shield your actions, put the laminate over the security keypad that governs the entry and exit from your wing of the prison.
STEP FOUR: Wait for a warden to key in the exit code and, voilà, you now have a set of fingerprints telling you precisely what the exit code is. Or what the four numbers of the exit code are. Assuming that the codes don’t change several times a day because this is a prison and that just seems like it’d be the sensible thing for it to do. Still, at least you have the warden’s fingerprints now. That’s probably something, right?
STEP FIVE: Make a family of tiny owls out of Plasticine. Not only will these owls become your trusted confidants – and occasional lovers – during the formation of your escape plan, but they won’t crap all over the place like real birds too. Making a plasticine bird immediately makes you several times smarter than that idiot from The Shawshank Redemption.
STEP SIX: Find a woman who can dress more suspiciously than anyone else you know, and get her to blow up a car. It doesn’t matter why. Explosions look cool.”
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