Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is an upcoming action/adventure that gives a new twist to the fairy tale classic by the Brother Grimm’s. Starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton as Hansel and Gretel, this new tale is about how these siblings have grown into bounty hunters who have made it their life mission to hunt down witches. The two have become so proficient at tracking and taking down their enemies that they were recruited by the mayor of Augsburg, Germany to hunt down an evil sorceress, Muriel (Famke Janssen) who is planning to sacrifice the town’s children on the next Blood Moon. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is directed by Tommy Wirkola and is going to be shown in IMAX 3D on January 25th 2012. Check out the latest news on this new fantasy film below:
“What You Should Know About Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
The 3-D action-meets-horror thriller follows in the footsteps of fractured fairy-tales like Red Riding Hood and Snow White and the Huntsman—only with way more blood and profanity, judging by the brand-new redband trailer just released to get moviegoers all revved up for opening night, which is finally right around the corner.
We’re a family-friendly operation here, folks, but we can reveal five things we picked up from the gory, tongue-in-cheek two minutes making the rounds:
1. Look, but Don’t Touch: There is a brilliantly colored candy house. But, as Jeremy Renner’s weary warrior Hansel warns us, if there’s one thing he’s learned over the years, it’s “don’t eat the f–king candy.”
2. Blood Is Thicker Than Candy: Hansel and Gemma Arterton’s Gretel, scarred from a certain almost-eaten-by-a-witch episode from their childhood, are all grown up and hunting evildoers who typically feast on children but are apparently willing to dispatch an adult or two—such as the titular brother and sister’s parents. “Now, we kill witches for a living,” Gretel says in voiceover, cheekily adding, “Who am I kidding? We do this s–t for free.”
3. Tools of the Trade: How do Hansel and Gretel go about slaying these monsters, who appear to be some sort of sorceress-vampire-demon-zombie hybrid (when they’re not in the form of otherwise sexy women like Famke Janssen, Zoë Bell and Ingrid Bolsø Berdal)? They utilize a variety of techniques, such as bashing the witches to bits with enormous clubs and setting booby traps that result in them being cut to ribbons. And, sometimes, they just blow the baddies away, Matrix-style, with enormous guns that shoot bullets that can take out a whole forest.
4. Skinny-Dipping Is Allowed: A hunter’s got to hunt. While Gretel seems to spend a lot of her time head-butting obstinate men who get in her way, Hansel finds time to get naked. It’s nice to see he has a love interest who isn’t related to him. Then again, he’s probably being seduced by a witch.
5. And When All Else Fails…: Oh, didn’t we mention the barbed-wire whip that can make a witch disintegrate at a flick of the wrist? It’s pretty badass.
After a 10-month delay—plus another two weeks so it wouldn’t butt up against Gangster Squad—Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters storms its way into theaters Jan. 25.”
The original article can be viewed at E Online
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